Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”
“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”
if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
This is the best thing ever.
For two hours.
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
i’ve made a new scientific discovery, here look into this mirror, see, what you are looking at is 100% certified rad material. yes i know it’s you, but you can’t argue with science.
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
yeah actually don’t compare animal slaughter to things like genocide and the holocaust because the affected groups have been portrayed as subhuman and animal and you really don’t need to be making that comparison again
is this really what happens when you have sex?
this makes me so very, very happy.
Everybody gets one!
Coming out straight from the Cumberbatch factory, with the new pointing finger feature…nice! Get yours this Christmas!
So many, might as well have 3 each.
Yea I can rap
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree